Have you ever wanted to share your fun photos, offbeat stories, and positive postal news and experiences? Rules of the road? Keep it upbeat, be considerate, and keep it clean.
The moose is loose and he took his own picture.
"This is your new Sub. Teach him all you can."
USPS - We deliver (almost) anything (almost) anywhere!
I like…..We Deliver-from your house to their’s!!!
“Pardon me, but did my package of alfalfa pellets come in yet?”
Your moose is in the mail!
Come ice, sleet, or snow I will deliver and not hesitate, but come moose I will watch and wait.
“Look Natasha, they get both moose and squirrel in that truck!”
USPS Delivers!!!!!!!
If it fits, it ships! J
"I will never complain about crates of baby chicks again !!!"
USPS…we don't "moose" around…. WE DELIVER FOR YOU!
NEW HIRE: BULLWINKLE works for BLUE!
No, Bullwinkle….Rocky didn't write again today!
Huh, the USPS version of the alternative fuel cell powered LLV’s is getting a little wild these days.
Carriers are able to deliver everything!
Isn’t this over 70 pounds?
"If it fits, it ships"
" Moose-Express Mail"
“Thanks Postal Dude…UPS wouldn’t let me ship myself…”
“Keep the meter runnin’…I’ll be right back.”
They told me to pick up anything the customer has with the Carrier Pickup program!
USPS delivers letters, packages, and more!
“this route sure has a lot of hop out deliveries”
“Coming soon to a Post Office near you: ‘Rocky and Bullwinkle Live and Larger than Life’”
WE DELIVER
Overnight express. Alaska. When it absolutely, positively must be on time....We deliver Moose for you!
"Hopefully, we collected the oversize surcharge on this one"
TODAY’S SAFETY TALK:…When returning to your vehicle after delivering a parcel, watch out for customer’s pets near the vehicle….
Keep the meter runnin’…I’ll be right back.”
Pardon me, but did my package of alfalfa pellets come in yet?”
If it fits, it ships!
"I hope this package didn't leave any little packages in my LLV!"
The moose is loose and he took his own picture.Scott
"Darn shipping tape. I'll never get it all out of my tail."
Potentially hazardous. Still mailable. Kathy
Thanks for the lift.
We Deliver! Even if it "racks" up the miles. - Suzanne S. Sibley, General Clerk Durango, Co 81301
skaHow am I going to get that in my sachel?
Hey! we're not paying you to stand around with your hands in your pockets! Get those opposable thumbs busy unloading these sacks.
Well if you don't like stopping at every mailobox, don't hitch a ride from a postal carrier.
Look. I don't care how much you moose driver's license SAYS you weigh. You put the truck over the limit
I think the next time I'll fill my thermos with coffee instead of Yukon jack!
Wanna grab a beer? How bout a Moosehead!
Don't try to tell me it wasn't you. i saw how many bean burritos you ate this morning
Hope they don't charge extra for the antlers
Step aside Pony Express it's now Moose Express
Next time,I'm going to put him in the truck... HEAD FIRST!
POSTAL SERVICE POLICY ON BACKING: DON'T DO IT !!!, Dire consequences may result.
Guess we could waive the 70 lb limit since it walks by itself...
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The moose is loose and he took his own picture.
"This is your new Sub. Teach him all you can."
USPS - We deliver (almost) anything (almost) anywhere!
I like…..We Deliver-from your house to their’s!!!
“Pardon me, but did my package of alfalfa pellets come in yet?”
Your moose is in the mail!
Come ice, sleet, or snow I will deliver and not hesitate, but come moose I will watch and wait.
“Look Natasha, they get both moose and squirrel in that truck!”
USPS Delivers!!!!!!!
If it fits, it ships! J
"I will never complain about crates of baby chicks again !!!"
USPS…we don't "moose" around….
WE DELIVER FOR YOU!
NEW HIRE: BULLWINKLE works for BLUE!
No, Bullwinkle….Rocky didn't write again today!
Huh, the USPS version of the alternative fuel cell powered LLV’s is getting a little wild these days.
Carriers are able to deliver everything!
Isn’t this over 70 pounds?
"If it fits, it ships"
" Moose-Express Mail"
“Thanks Postal Dude…UPS wouldn’t let me ship myself…”
“Keep the meter runnin’…I’ll be right back.”
They told me to pick up anything the customer has with the Carrier Pickup program!
USPS delivers letters, packages, and more!
“this route sure has a lot of hop out deliveries”
“Coming soon to a Post Office near you: ‘Rocky and Bullwinkle Live and Larger than Life’”
WE DELIVER
Overnight express. Alaska. When it absolutely, positively must be on time....We deliver Moose for you!
"Hopefully, we collected the oversize surcharge on this one"
TODAY’S SAFETY TALK:
…When returning to your vehicle after delivering a parcel,
watch out for customer’s pets near the vehicle….
Keep the meter runnin’…I’ll be right back.”
“Thanks Postal Dude…UPS wouldn’t let me ship myself…”
Pardon me, but did my package of alfalfa pellets come in yet?”
USPS - We deliver (almost) anything (almost) anywhere!
"I will never complain about crates of baby chicks again !!!"
If it fits, it ships!
"I hope this package didn't leave any little packages in my LLV!"
The moose is loose and he took his own picture.
Scott
"Darn shipping tape. I'll never get it all out of my tail."
Potentially hazardous. Still mailable.
Kathy
Thanks for the lift.
We Deliver! Even if it "racks" up the miles.
- Suzanne S. Sibley,
General Clerk
Durango, Co 81301
skaHow am I going to get that in my sachel?
Hey! we're not paying you to stand around with your hands in your pockets! Get those opposable thumbs busy unloading these sacks.
Well if you don't like stopping at every mailobox, don't hitch a ride from a postal carrier.
Look. I don't care how much you moose driver's license SAYS you weigh. You put the truck over the limit
I think the next time I'll fill my thermos with coffee instead of Yukon jack!
Wanna grab a beer? How bout a Moosehead!
Don't try to tell me it wasn't you. i saw how many bean burritos you ate this morning
Hope they don't charge extra for the antlers
Step aside Pony Express it's now Moose Express
Next time,I'm going to put him in the truck... HEAD FIRST!
POSTAL SERVICE POLICY ON BACKING: DON'T DO IT !!!, Dire consequences may result.
Guess we could waive the 70 lb limit since it walks by itself...
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