There's been plenty of bad news lately. So maybe we can laugh a little at ourselves. David Letterman's famous Top 10 list last night focused on the Postal Service. Here are his,
"Top Ten Ways The United States Postal Service Can Turn Things Around:"
Change name to UPS
Invent a stamp that licks back
Add wacky sound effects for mailboxes
Alter mail trucks to look like Millennium Falcon from "Star Wars"
If your letter isn't delivered in 30 minutes or less, it's free
New hit reality show: "Real Mailmen of New Jersey"
Customers can now pay with gas or grass
Take the Packers and give three and a half tomorrow night
Ten cent surcharge to deliver my hate mail — you'll
So, now it's your turn. Let's make our own list! Comment here.